You're the manager of a fine restuarant, and you have the convention room full of IDIOT's. That is to say the room has been rented to the International Dramatic Impersonators Order of Thespians, The IDIOTs. Tonight they are impersonating famous sleuths, Sherlock Holmes, Watson, Inspector Clouseau, Anita Peawell, Nancy Drew, well you get the idea. Just one problem, the local food critic is due for a visit, and that just might be lethal. Don't worry, there's enough idiocy for everyone. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

It's been a year since Marley's demise and Scrooge has become a rather meek soul with no courage nor conviction left, and not much of anything else, he's about to become one of the homeless. Marley makes his follow up visit and finds Scrooge destitute. He informs in a roundabout way that there is a fortune that he, Marley, has hidden. Can he find it in time, will Scrooge get his revenge on everyone, even a 300 pound Tiny Tim! And what do you mean the spirits have gone on vacation? Will Marley have to portray all of them, including the Sugar Plum Fairy. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

Take two scheming louses, the Ash Brothers, that's Harry Ash and Jack Ash, who'll do anything to out scheme the other, throw in two gun molls, Tanya Hiney and her sister Lotta Hiney, one very slimy lawyer, Manny de Mucci, a disgruntled girlfriend, Lola Bridgida, one singer of dubious talent, Lacy Brashear, finish it all off with the real Memphis Mafia King, The Don-El, and you've got the start of a real gangly war, still it's lots of fun. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

What happens when you're Jerry Stinger and you've got your own television show where everything goes wrong, then with a big finish you lose your life. Jerry is about to find out when his guests are, Sonny and Faire, two washed up (hopefully they took a bath) singers, two country music guests, Twitty Twang and Dolly Juggs, add to that trailer trash transients of the year Billy Bob Bumfodder and his wife Baby Bumfodder, daughter Breezi, and top it off with a professor who is a Ph.D, D.D., P.A.P and a D.O.A,Katrina Torkelson Yohnson, a former Olympic swimmer who lost in the breaststroke event because the other girls used their arms, truly the television spectacle of the year. Maybe of your lifetime. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

The M.B.C., that's The Murder Broadcasting Corporation, present's a 1940's Radio Drama with more than it's share of Drama. It's really a Radio Play within a Radio Play with all the suspense and mystery of a real, uh, Radio Play. There are "Characters" who are,well, "Characters", but all are hiding secrets. Apparently they weren't hidden too well because blackmail is the name of the game. And what about those "nude" pictures of our very attractive heroine? And, how early in her career were they made? The audience will have a blast, or at least get to perform one as they must make all of the sound effects. I like the one of the Cheshire cat falling out of a Magnolia tree, but you pick your favorite in this homage to Old Time Radio. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

Imagine for a moment a boarding house filled with fools full of unfulfiled fortunes, the man-hungry manager, Anita Mann, a starlet, Shanda Lear, A delusional diva, a psychic who converses with inanimate objects, and one really weird chick(?). Now mix in a semi unintelligent disco daredevil, a disco queen, and two very dry detectives who can't solve a crossword puzzle, and you have more fun than you can shake a booty at. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

Flea, the Gypsy Curse: Take two Gypsy families, with two star crossed lovers, throw in some mafia strong arm types, mix them up with a very confused, private eye who may or may not have been stolen from Gypsies as an infant, and a travelling flea circus and you've got the mixture for an old fashioned Gypsy curse. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

SO, EATING CANDY CAN KILL YOU? IS THAT NUTS OR WHAT. VOODOO, A MAFIA'S DRAGON LADY, A MALL BRAT SISTER AND AN ALL TO EAGER BODYGUARD, THE WORLD'S LARGEST CANDY COMPANY OWNER KIDNAPPED, AN INEFFECTIVE LAWYER, AND A HUNGRY DETECTIVE, ALL ADD UP TO A VERY SWEET DEAL, IN "KISS OF DEATH" Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

LIGHTS, CAMERA, SHOOT: What if you had a play about a movie with a murder, about a movie with a murder? Somebody would have to die, Wouldn't they? Well how about everybody, that would be more fun, right? Well, D.B.DeFink the great Hollywood director out does himself on this one. you've got to see it and you still won't believe it. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

"Malice In Dallas", a rump-- uh-- romp through the tv series with J.R., Bobby, Pam, Suellen, Lucy and Jock and Miss Ellie. It's greed times seven as somebody gets his or hers payback at Southspoon, we ran out of forks. This time not " oils well that ends well", and you can be part of the action. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

Guido owns the Plink Famingo, uh, Pink Flamingo where entertainment is as cheap as the booze. Madame Faye Kerr comes to the club as a medium, but leaves as a "well done". Corny jokes and cheezy songs fill the air along with the Madame's screams, as Detective, B.S. Cargo tries his best to look good. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

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Deep down in the dark, dank and dangerous woods of Ozarkia, the Hiney clan and the Likker clan are brewing up more than moonshine. Yessir, there's a romance brewing in there somewhere, but what to do when the Feds come calling, well you call in a higher power, the local Preacher/Lawyer, who's got his eye on more than the local beauty. Will all be forgiven when murder comes callin'? Will the Hiney clan and the Likker clan join the music scene as "The Hineylikkers"? Only one way to find out, be fortunate enough to see it, or not. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

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It's the annul Sweet Potato and Goober Pageant where all the contestants are named Tammy except the present Queen who won't give up her crown. The judges wouldn't know a goober from a yam. that won't stop Jumpin' Jingles Johnson from trying to buy the Crown for his daughter who's so- well she wears a paper bag to hide her beauty. MR. Bruce of the Grab-it and Yank-in Salon does his best, as the MC, Rip Penoff, tries to make all the contestants, "winners". Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

Way down south, and we mean wayyyyyy down south,'bout 100 miles south of New Orleans in the swamps with a capital S, there are some strange peoples who live down dere. The brothers Fat Daddy, Big Daddy, Craw Daddy and Huge Daddy live on the plantation next to a big ol stinking swamps, filled with who knows what that could be worth a fortune, or not. Still, somebody's gonna get it. But who done it, was it Big Daddy's not quite all there sister, or her two daughters who love to rap to country music. Or maybe it's Big's lover, Frankie, or her lover, Flint the greedy lawyer, maybe it's the banker or the sweet as a tulip gardener. Throw in a vengeful alligator and you've got troubles enuff to fill that big ol stinking swamps

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FENG SHUI GRANDMASTER-TWUMAN COMPOTE IS DETERMINED TO BRING ORDER FROM CHAOS AND HE ATTEMPTS TO BRING TOGETHER THE YIN AND THE YANG AND A-WALLA-WALLA-BING-BANG. HE'S NOT GETTING ANY HELP FROM THE MANAGEMENT OR THE COOKS, WHO WOULDN'T KNOW A GARBAGE CAN FROM AN ASHTANGA. AND, WHAT ABOUT TWUMAN'S FAVORITE PORK, NOT THAT ONE, HIS PET PIGGY PETUMS, EVERYBODY LOVES PETUMS. WELL NOT EVERYBODY, AS YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN YOU MAKE RESERVATIONS FOR "MURDER,THE FENG SHUI WAY" Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

The ad said entertainment wanted, what showed up was a frantic phrenologist, a Gypsy tea bag reader, a messed up magician and one very long legged little miss Linda Hand, all vying for the one position. Unfortunately that position was prone on the floor, dead. Leave it up to "Dog, the bounty hunter and his overloaded wife, Beth" to bring swift justice to the guilty party.Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

Mr. Flaming Feet on fire, Michael Flatfeet, makes an Ash of himself before being extinguished as he auditions talent for his new show, "RIVERPRANCE." you've never seen anyone die like this before! Scarlett O'Hare, his girl friday, wants to make sure he doesn't see saturday. Twins, Roseanne Rose and Anna Dana O'Door have a chip to knock off his shoulder, as Michael is hotly persued by that spanish Habenero, Chi Chi Aychiwawa. Murphy brings his Law to solve the mystery in this laugh riot of hidden motives, hot salsa, and Ay Chi Wa Wa. This is one Irish Stew of Mystery... Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.

Star Thwack, an out of space spoof sparing no pun. Captain Kork, Mr. Smuck, Dr. Mccoy(the Boner)and Mr. Suburu take on a hostile planet full of women who know how to make a point and only one man left alive, well mostly alive, throw in the villainous Barf Vapor and you have the funniest and over the top spoof imaginable. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

Professor Eveready T. Peawell is after the fabulous treasure of the ancient Egyptian King, El-Visaron, who's "all shook up in his sarcophagus". Will he find it? Only if he can decipher the message inscribed on the seat of his assistant, Cherry Poppin's desert shorts. Will Justin Tyme arrive just in time or will Shiek Ali Bin Haad thwart Adventurer Justin's attempts to once again be the hero, and who is Frau Uta von Ausspucken? Ancient Egypt collides with 1930's attitudes and fun.Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved

It is Christmas Eve of 1844, just one year after Ebenezer Scrooge learned the lesson of good will to all at the hands of four domineering ghosts. But the lesson doesn't seem to have stuck with him: Now the setting is a courtroom where Scrooge has sued the ghosts for attempted murder, kidnapping, breaking and entering, trespassing, stalking, slander, theft, pain and suffering and the infliction of emotional distress. It seems that Scrooge has reverted to his old disagreeable self, and now he has to contend not only with the original cast of characters-- his nephew Fred, Bob Cratchitt and the like--but also with a couple of new adversaries: Solomon Rothschild the grandstanding defense attorney, and the irascible Judge Stanchfield R. Pearson The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge performs the marvelous feat of finding that new wrinkle yet exploring it in a way that pays proper respect to the source material. This play will establish how to have fun with a classic without making fun of it. Copyright © 2006 Jesse Nichols & The Little Off the Square Theatre.All rights reserved.